WAKE UP, WAKE UP, WAKE UP…!
I couldn’t sleep for shit last night. No joke I swear one of the girls in my room was a reincarnation of the exorcist. She kept talking in her sleep, but it wasn’t just the odd word. She would speak a different language and then randomly start shouting ‘FUCK OFF YOU F UCKING DICK YOU FUCKING TWAT FUCKING FUCKER DICKHEAD’ in an Irish accent.. and then would start jolting about on the bed like she was having a fit. The entire situation was so bizarre and at one moment I honestly thought at one point she was going to pull out a knife and start stabbing herself up her va-jayjay. I was kind of worried for my own life, or hers. It kept happening every half hour or something, oh my days. So yeah I seriously couldn’t sleep while demon girl was busy being all possessed and stuff. Eventually it hit 6.30am and my alarm went off. So lame.
Luckily me and Zoebird had packed the night before so we just needed to get dressed and piss off. We posted our keys through the letterbox at reception and headed on our way. I absolutely hate dragging this backpack around, it’s destroying my soul and my back. I honestly regret not getting a suitcase. Anyway we were so rush rush rush because Zoe had to get to work and I had to get to the interview. Eventually a bus journey and trainride later we reached the Wake Up. However it was like 8.30 and Zoebird had to be at work by 9 and I wasn’t dressed or have any make up on for my interview AT ALL. So Zoebird rushed off to work and I was left to check in with both our luggage. Once I had finished there was no way in hell I had time to get to my interview at all. It takes a good 40 mins to get there and I wasn’t ready at all.. so I just didn’t go. I know I’m lazy but there’s no way I can turn up looking a scruff for a 5 star restaurant interview, no chance in hell. My bed wasn’t ready yet so I just lumbered our stuff in the room and headed straight to the net cafe. I’m in this place more than I am anywhere else. Caught up on so much Gossip Girl it’s unreal. I am stupidly obsessed with that programme. I would like my own Chuck Bass in my life, Blair doesn’t realise how lucky she is. Nate is just as damn beautiful as well, but not twatty enough for my liking.. he’s far too nicey nice. Susie doesn’t do nice, which is probably why I seem to never succeed with anyone! Okay enough of putting all this on a downer.. I went back to the room and my bed was ready so I crashed out.. for HOURS. Woke up a bit later ready for my online date with Guillaume and a damn good night out with Kasia. Had a sexy shower and quickly got ready..
I signed online at 6pm which is when we arranged to meet (8am his time) and he wasn’t there. I waited half an hour and still no-show.. I GOT STOOD UP ONLINE WTF. He was probably still asleep but whateverrrrr. Sent him a message saying I came on but he wasn’t there. Anyway then I went back to the room and started drinking some 4 litre goon. Can’t complain when it’s $12 for 4 litres (plus 10% extra!). Good old goonage. Already feeling merry after 2 cups of the lethal liquid and Kasia arrives at the hostel. She comes in and drinks some goon with me! As does Zoebird to give herself a confidence boost for her loverdate with Columbian. Had a great chat with Kash. Reallllly good to see a known face! Forgot how funny she is as well. So then we all buggered off, Zoe went off for her date and we went down to Side Bar. Had a few more glasses of wine (real wine this time, not eggy fishy wine a.k.a. goon) and by then I was smashed. Vaguely remember discussing clothes with 2 American girls. Talking about Topshop and Abercrombie or summit, not entirely sure. So then Kasia invited me to her luxury city apartment and as I was rather gone with the wind I was totally up for it.
Oh my days her apartment is beyond amazing. It’s overlooking Hyde Park and has an amazing view of the city. It’s RIGHT in the centre and she’s paying so cheap considering. Only $15 more than what we are gonna be paying for our house.. bloody crazy! She did say however that shes bored shitless there and I guess Newtown is a lot more interesting to live in than there. Yeah it’s got a big balcony and gorgeous view but that’s it, nothing else. So I still think we have the better deal, even if we’re not living as in luxury. Met 2 of her roomies and they were really nice. Invited all of them to the toga party at Side Bar tomorrow.. should be a blast! Anyway then her roomate says shes about to go meet her boyfriend and a guy she wants to set up with Kasia.. so that was my queue to leave. Plus I was texting cute little french Eve who I had bumped into at wake up earlier and was arranging to meet up with him.. wink wink nudge nudge. So I said my goodbyes and headed back to the hostel. The walk home was bizarre, I was so drunk but still aware of everything. There was a couple of old men in front of me who were freaking the hell out of me.. blatant sleezes. One of them was short, stumpy and had long grey hair, he kept looking behind at me and trying to slow down so I would catch up. However I just slowed right down too until they were a good distance from me.. ewwwwwww. Once I reached the hostel I found out Eve had actually gone to the damn Ivy club UGH. So I rang him and was like yeah whateverrr I’m going to bed BYE. in a perfectly moody style! I stumbled into bed and shortly after 2 guys also in my room came in. One of them is pretty cute.. anyway I ended up having damn good banter with him and I think I can crack him. There’s definitely flirting between us. When I say flirting I mean we keep having jokey arguments which is kind of how I flirt. Yeah definitely gonna have to try and get a piece of that!
So eventually after watching some Lion King on my ipod touch I get to sleep.. and then get woken up an hour or 2 later by Eve. He wants to meet. So me still being hammered I get out of bed and meet him in the T.V room. Had a jolly good time but didn’t invite him back to my room! I’ve got a week with this kid, no need to rush owt. Said goodnight about an hour later and headed back to bed..Zoebird wasn’t back and I assumed she was staying at Columbians.. OH YOU LITTLE MINX ZOE WINTON! 
anyway nodded straight off to sleep… ahhh slumberland.
Night kiddies xxx
